Found in Darien: One Boa — Not Less, Not Moa

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Newly found: a snake sliding

Near the drive they call “Lakeside”

 

Darien Pd Boa Constrictor tweet 4-25-16No small snake either — a boa

In length, five feet — not much moa.

Not native, it must be lost,

(brought here at who knows what cost).

(Oh, what’s it been swallowing

Where it’s been wallowing?)

Please check to see if your boa’s gone

And not in your terrarium.

One’s at Animal Control

Who may return your ol’

constrictor — it’s still alive —

662-5345

is the phone number to call

if you should still want it, at all.

(We suspect you will be asked,

implored, directed or tasked

with devising improvements

for constricting its movements.)

 

 

 

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