Cameron in the Air 2025
Being Tortured by Your Airline Flight? Try Dr. Cameron’s Cures for What Ails You.
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Think air travel horrors are just about delays and lost luggage? Your body has other plans. Forget plane crashes and fights about who gets the armrest. If you survive TSA, a middle seat, and boarding group 9, now you have to make it through the flight itself without your body unraveling like cheap luggage on a baggage carousel. Let’s start with deep vein thrombosis, or what they call the “Deadly Window Seat Special.” You sit there for five hours without moving (thanks, beverage cart), and your blood turns sluggish, like airport Wi-Fi during a gate change.